ASI and The Wayfinder Lounge
presents
Chloe’s Clandestine Cabaret
Well it’s about time
wouldn’t you say,
that it is warm enough
to come out and play.
You’ve practiced and learnt
and made them your own.
Wouldn’t it be…fun
to have your own show?
This evening is for
those whom have been here before,
with a desire for deeper
and willing to give more.
You are the show and the play
the ploy and the plot.
Yet of course there’s more
as others also want their shot.
So this is your time
to give it, and shake it
and tear it, and take it
and make it something for,
the heart of your art
for those that you know
and for the sake of love’s more.
Chloe’s Clandestine Cabaret is an Art of Sexual Intimacy artistic practice event. The evening is all about your offering, your practice, your art of sexual intimacy – with those who like the same. Only persons who have already been to one of our workshops or events can attend – no beginners on this night people.
The event will be a mixture of cabaret offerings and intimate sexual practice. Like the sacred and subtle extravaganza’s of the gypsy’s and wanderers, Chloe’s Clandestine Cabaret will be our community’s mystical summer celebration of The Art of Sexual Intimacy.
Ways to Participate
Perform on Stage
You are hereby invited to apply to perform at Chloe’s Clandestine Cabaret. Perhaps you sing, dance, or act. Maybe you have poems, jokes, or magic to perform. Your 3 – 5 minute act is what we desire from you. You may have more than one act you’d like to perform for your community. We will accommodate all who wish to present. You may perform solo or with others, yet the others will have to had attend an ASI event in the past (next coed practice evenings on May 15th and on June 5th). We will schedule the acts through out the evening, you will be given notice of when you will perform. It is not mandatory to perform, only those who want to will. All styles of performances are welcome (even juggling chainsaws can be done). Click HERE to apply.
Dress to Allure
As the final ASI event before a summer break, we’d like you to come in your finest, your flashiest, your stellar wear. Chloe has even suggested that shoes be left on for the night. So ladies, bring out those heels that rarely see the light. There is of course no pressure to look good or fine, as long as your bad brings out the best of your worst in due time. Costume changes are welcome, personality changes assumed.
Practice of Sexual Intimacy
All participants will have had some ASI training. Some of you will be regulars who have travelled with us for years. Some of you will have been to only one of our events. Yet, all of you have a heart and a body that chimes to the Art of Sexual Intimacy. Scheduled throughout the evening will be times for sacred practice with the members of your community. The space will be held in a manner that will promote connected hearts and significant creative practice. Some instruction will be given, and coaching too, yet the impetus is ultimately, as always, on you. Being available to others is necessary, while there will be time to rest. Holding your depth of practice, as the night ticks by, to offer your best. Diving into your desires, and having the container too, to explore what you need to express, caress, entertain, and chew. The freedom of the embodied sexual heart – yours and others – is what is available at Chloe’s Clandestine Cabaret. Dive in, make a splash, and see how deep you can swim. More specific instructions will be sent to you closer to the event.
No Participation
Can you just come to watch? Now why would you want to do that! Yet, sometimes… that is what the calling is for you, and this path too must be walked.
To be clear – there is no need to perform of stage, you can leave that one alone. There is no need to dress up, your regular dungarees will be fine. There is also no need to have desire to practice for your own accord. Yet – you must be available for others. There will be a few practice periods during the evening, and you must make yourself available for others during some of those sessions. And for that, you’ll make Chloe very happy.
Doors will Open at 7:30pm, Show starts at 8
We’ll plan for midnight, yet see how it goes.
$60 in advance, $69 at the door
drinks, snacks, and treats, plus a whole lot more
Chloe’s Clandestine Cabaret – where your intimate secrets are lived as love.
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